Marchand is the artist formerly known as Merwe Marchand Le Roux, which just sounds silly, which he realised, which is why he’s just Marchand now. So now you know. Get it? Got it? Good! Say it out loud – Marchand - sounds good doesn’t it. In fact it has the type of mouth-feel usually associated with profanity. Clearly Marchand isn’t just another art-fag. No sir. Marchand is the business. Now if this is coming across as a tad bit vain then take your misconception and fuck right off, because Marchand didn’t even write this. No, his hands are used for drawing, so instead he got a highly respected and in-demand and very busy man of letters to pen it for him – for free. Yep, that’s the kind of clout Marchand holds. Larger than life and more rock n roll than a boulder tumbling down a hill, girls want to fuck him and the guys who don’t want to fuck him want to be him. Otherwise boy can this guy dance.